Tantalus

boynerdramblings:

So if the Xbox One flops and Microsoft exits the console market, they’re gonna stripe and sell off Rare for all the money its worth yeah? For the love of god Nintendo, if that happens, buy back the IP’s we all grew up with!

nintensenshi:

When people talk about the Xbox One why don’t we talk about how it caused this

thesexiestoffenders:

bl00d-sugar:

I FOUND A TUTORIAL ON HOW TO MAKE DILDO POPSICLES IM LEGITIMATELy DYING OF LAUGHTER RN

I’m going to do this now. SUMMER WILL NEVER LOOK SO GOOD LOL

~Sticky

woodfallcrossing:

bratscad:

Nintendo releases the Wii U with hardly any first party games

They take their time to develop them

Microsoft and Playstation showing off consoles with no games

Nintendo waiting for both companies to flop at E3

Nintendo suddenly drops a megaton amount of first party games for the Wii U

Everybody flocks to it because the other consoles have a higher price point and less games to offer

Iwata’s face when everything worked out according to plan

Have to reblog this.